Inspired by @kate81's "Scrubs" list
  1. Phoebe
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    You probably don't remember her
  2. Pizzarina Sbarro
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    Too young and vital for Jack, keep Pokemonning girl
  3. Elisa Pedrera
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    A murderer
  4. Condoleezza Rice
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    Too classy for Jack, sorry! And she's better at piano than he is at the flute
  5. Nancy Donovan
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    A lovely person but that bad Boston accent is hard to take
  6. Avery Jessup
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    A good intellectual match but still too young and vital
  7. Diana Jessup
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    Honestly probably his best choice but because she was his wife's mom she has to move down a few pegs
  8. Bianca
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    Smart, funny, age appropriate, hot tempered. They are the same, which is great but a little scary
  9. C.C. Cunningham
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    The best ever. I don't understand why she never came back and they didn't end up together! C.C. and Jack for life!