JOHN MCCLANE'S BEST "DIE HARD" ONE LINERS

🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄 (@calliegorman did most of this)
  1. "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs!"
  2. "Now I have a machine gun, ho-ho-ho"
  3. "Welcome to the party, pal!"
  4. "Aww, no bullets!"
  5. "Thanks for the advice, asshole"
  6. "Come on baby, come to papa, I'll kiss your fucking dalmatian"
  7. "No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
  8. "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wrench. Just a pain in the ass."
  9. "That was Gary Cooper, asshole"
  10. "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill the one with feet smaller than my sister"
  11. "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like"
  12. "Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me"
  13. "Who's driving this car? Stevie Wonder?"
  14. "Happy trails, Hans"
  15. "Son of a bitch, fists with your toes"
  16. "I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again"
  17. "California"
  18. "Yippee cay-ay, motherfucker."