2. High-fiving a million Angels!
  3. I wolfed my teamster sub for you!
  4. I want to go to there.
  5. One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti.
  6. One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare but then she drowned.
  7. Not just a vacation! This one has beach socks and ice cream and sandwich turtles.
  8. Who hasn't made mistakes? I once French kissed a dog at a party to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.
  9. Guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today... This moi!
  10. There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
  11. I'm gonna go heat up some ham in the shower.
  12. This is how I cry now! Ever since you made me get that off-brand eye surgery!
  13. Lovers... That word bums me out unless it's between meat and pizza.
  14. If I have learned anything from my Sims family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
  15. My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins were considered good luck in Mexico.
  16. I support women. I'm like a human bra.
  17. Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
  18. Yes to love! Yes to life! Yes to staying in more!
  19. Wanna party? It's $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
  20. Shut it down.