LYFT/UBER DRIVER OFFERINGS, RANKED
- •Hand sanitizerWhat are you implying?
- •GuestbookToo personal, I didn't come here to make friends.
- •Bottled waterWasteful and unnecessary. Kanye said it best, "I hate falling asleep on an airplane and waking up with a water bottle next to me like great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle"
- •CandyWonderful but then it's like, how much is the right amount to take? Am I being judged? Too political
- •MintsYeah okay my breath is harsh
- •GumYes! My breath is harsh and chewing it gives me something to do as we drive in silence
- •Phone chargersDrivers with phone chargers are the angels that will inherit this green Earth, bless u