LYFT/UBER DRIVER OFFERINGS, RANKED

  1. 7.
    Hand sanitizer
    What are you implying?
  2. 6.
    Guestbook
    Too personal, I didn't come here to make friends.
  3. 5.
    Bottled water
    Wasteful and unnecessary. Kanye said it best, "I hate falling asleep on an airplane and waking up with a water bottle next to me like great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle"
  4. 4.
    Candy
    Wonderful but then it's like, how much is the right amount to take? Am I being judged? Too political
  5. 3.
    Mints
    Yeah okay my breath is harsh
  6. 2.
    Gum
    Yes! My breath is harsh and chewing it gives me something to do as we drive in silence
  7. 1.
    Phone chargers
    Drivers with phone chargers are the angels that will inherit this green Earth, bless u