I'm gross, did you miss the memo?
  1. 12.
    Egg White Delight McMuffin
    No one came to McDonald's for egg whites, get right outta here
  2. 11.
    Steak, Egg, & Cheese Biscuit
    Steak??????????? What?????? Is???? This???? No!!!!!!
  3. 10.
    Sausage McMuffin
    Weird, why are there no eggs here? Also there are just a lot of better bread options for sausage than McMuffins... Like BISCUITS and MCGRIDDLES like this sandwich screams, why don't you love yourself?
  4. 9.
    Bacon, Egg, & Cheese Bagel
    Love yourself, don't get a bagel at McDonald's. If you're desperate, get the equivalent of this at Dunkin Donuts
  5. 8.
    Sausage McMuffin with Egg
    At least this has eggs but still, love yourself
  6. 7.
    Sausage Biscuit with Egg
    This doesn't even have cheese????? Who invited the egg to this party????? Love yourselves!!!!
  7. 6.
    Bacon, Egg, & Cheese McGriddles
    CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: Bacon doesn't belong on a breakfast sandwich. Enjoy bacon as a delicious side to your delicious breakfast sandwich that has ham or sausage, ideally sausage. Love. Yourselves.
  8. 5.
    Bacon, Egg, & Cheese Biscuit
    The eggs on this are not as good as McMuffin eggs. Hey, McDonald's, use McMuffin eggs on all sandwiches!!! It's a biscuit though, which slightly beats a McGriddle IN THIS CONTEXT
  9. 4.
    Sausage, Egg, & Cheese McGriddles
    The egg and cheese is weird with the McGriddle, but sausage plus McGriddle still packs a punch here. Also those eggs are just so subpar
  10. 3.
    Sausage Biscuit
    Very good. Sausage and biscuits?? What's not to love?
  11. 2.
    Egg McMuffin
    I don't even like English Muffins but these guys are perfect??? The ham, the egg, the muffin all belong together. Variations on this are frankly, unecessary
  12. 1.
    Sausage McGriddles
    YEP!!!!! This is what we're here for!!! It's disgusting and incredible just as McDonald's should be. Here's the logic: you can get a better breakfast sandwich on a biscuit, etc. anywhere. Can you get a delicious McGriddle anywhere else??? Nope. Beyoncé said her favorite item on the menu was McGriddles when she was in a McDonald's commercial, goodnight