MICHAEL FASSBENDERS, RANKED BY HOW LIKELY THEY ARE TO WATCH "TINY HOUSE HUNTERS" WITH YOU
Let's be real, this is actually a ranking of most desirable Michael Fassbenders. Spoiler alert: none of them are very desirable guys
- 14."Steve Jobs" Michael Fassbender"Fuck no. What is this garbage? Are you fucking kidding me with this? After all I've done people just waste their lives living in tiny houses? Can you really participate in this and sleep at night?? Seriously? NEXT was honestly a good idea!" Oml shut up PLZ bye
- 13.IRL Michael FassbenderIRL Michael Fassbender doesn't watch TV except for the select few episodes of "Top Gear" that his friends are on. He finds "Tiny House Hunters" trivial and confusing. Also he's an alleged domestic abuser? Get outta there!
- 12."Jonah Hex" Michael FassbenderHard pass. He's more of a regular "House Hunters" guy.
- 11."Jane Eyre" Michael FassbenderHard pass. He's more of a "Sons of Anarchy" guy.
- 10."300" Michael FassbenderHard pass. He's more of a "Downton Abbey" guy.
- 9."Shame" Michael FassbenderUh this show isn't internet porn so no can do sorry
- 8."Macbeth" Michael FassbenderYeah he'd maybe watch in the background but make snide comments about how much bigger his house is. And he's only there for the snacks because he's HUNgRy. And he won't shut up it's like umm this isn't a great time for a soliloquy!!!
- 7."Frank" Michael FassbenderHe'd sit there with you for sure but wouldn't actually watch on account of his head thing. It's still more fun than watching with Macbeth.
- 6."12 Years A Slave" Michael Fassbender"See! The conditions my slaves live in are way better than these tiny houses!" He'll watch but you'll regret it bc he's a human monster! Get outta there!
- 5."Inglorious Basterds" Michael FassbenderSimilar to "12 Years A Slave" Fassbender, he also likes to compare the living conditions of tiny houses to his many prisoners. Also a human monster, GET OUTTA THERE!!
- 4."Haywire" Michael FassbenderYeah but only because he has an elaborate plan to get you just tipsy enough off your SkinnyGirl sangria to then kill you in an elaborate plot. Oops!! Get outta there!!
- 3."Fish Tank" Michael FassbenderUh yes he definitely would but only because he's hecka thirsty for you even though he's dating your mom. Yikes get outta there!!!
- 2."X-Men" Michael FassbenderHeck yes he'll watch this. The tragic families on "Tiny House Hunters" are just the kind of rejects from society he supports wholeheartedly. But now he wants to live in a tiny house and burn down all regular sized houses and you're like RELAX
- 1."Prometheus" Michael FassbenderOh my God, does he love this show or what?!?! These humans are fascinating, with their strange desires to live in small houses for no reason. Wow!!! Asks too many questions though