MIRANDA HOBBES QUOTES THAT ARE PRETTY RELATABLE BUT WOULD BE MORE RELATABLE IF SHE MENTIONED PIZZA

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  1. "I only give head to get head. And pizza."
  2. "Do you have to be a supermodel to get a date in New York? It's like I'm being punished for eating pizza."
  3. "But a 34 year-old woman with a job and a great home because she's single and eats pizza, is considered tragic."
  4. "I don't like surprises. I like it out there where I can see it. Unless it's surprise pizza."
  5. "I can't say 'I love you.' I can't. It's not in my DNA. Pizza is in my DNA."
  6. "I know how to please a man. You just give away most of your power. And pizza."
  7. "Maybe there isn't someone for everyone. Except pizza."
  8. "I want to enjoy my pizza, not apologize for it."
  9. "Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with pizza."
  10. "Guys are such liars. One ate my pizza!"
  11. "So what? They get a pizza for correctly identifying a feeling?"
  12. "I am never going to be happy. Unless it's with a pizza."
  13. "I hate baby showers. There's never any pizza."
  14. "By interesting men she means single and brings pizza."
  15. "Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle. And when ordering pizza."
  16. "What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the search for the perfect piece of pizza."
  17. "Pizza is God's gift to women - you needn't worry about getting pregnant!"
  18. "You see this is why I don't date. The men out there are freaks. Pizza is my boyfriend."
  19. "Men are shit. Pizza is bae."
  20. *piece of PIZZA
  21. so close. PIZZA THOOOoOooooo
  22. PIZZA pies????!!?!?!?!?!
  23. picture this: that mug as a piece of pizza
  24. OMG our prayers are answered!!!! YAS KWEEN eat that pizza!!!! You are literally me!!!!!!!