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  1. "I only give head to get head. And pizza."
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  2. "Do you have to be a supermodel to get a date in New York? It's like I'm being punished for eating pizza."
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  3. "But a 34 year-old woman with a job and a great home because she's single and eats pizza, is considered tragic."
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  4. "I don't like surprises. I like it out there where I can see it. Unless it's surprise pizza."
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  5. "I can't say 'I love you.' I can't. It's not in my DNA. Pizza is in my DNA."
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  6. "I know how to please a man. You just give away most of your power. And pizza."
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  7. "Maybe there isn't someone for everyone. Except pizza."
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  8. "I want to enjoy my pizza, not apologize for it."
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  9. "Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with pizza."
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  10. "Guys are such liars. One ate my pizza!"
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  11. "So what? They get a pizza for correctly identifying a feeling?"
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  12. "I am never going to be happy. Unless it's with a pizza."
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  13. "I hate baby showers. There's never any pizza."
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  14. "By interesting men she means single and brings pizza."
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  15. "Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle. And when ordering pizza."
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  16. "What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the search for the perfect piece of pizza."
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  17. "Pizza is God's gift to women - you needn't worry about getting pregnant!"
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  18. "You see this is why I don't date. The men out there are freaks. Pizza is my boyfriend."
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  19. "Men are shit. Pizza is bae."
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  20. *piece of PIZZA
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  21. so close. PIZZA THOOOoOooooo
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  22. PIZZA pies????!!?!?!?!?!
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  23. picture this: that mug as a piece of pizza
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  24. OMG our prayers are answered!!!! YAS KWEEN eat that pizza!!!! You are literally me!!!!!!!
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