MY RESPONSE IF AN UBER DRIVER ASKS ME, "SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?"

  1. "I don't make small talk with Uber drivers."
    Just kidding I'm very polite but please do not chat with me it makes me so anxious, thanks!!!!!!!!
  2. But really idk how Uber hasn't come up with a "Quiet Ride Please!" button you can press before your driver picks you up
    You're welcome for this innovention, now make it happen