OCCASIONAL THOUGHTS THAT ARE JUST MY BRAIN TELLING ME TO GET IT TOGETHER

  1. "You should just get a cat."
  2. "You should start vaping."
  3. "You should become a vegetarian."
  4. "You should go on a cleanse."
  5. "You should get a pixie cut."
  6. "You know that person you haven't spoken to in years? You should send them a long, deeply personal letter."
  7. "Maybe 9/11 WAS an inside job."
  8. "A link to personality quiz brought to you by the Church of Scientology? Maybe you'll learn something new about yourself. You should take it."
  9. "You should get on Tinder again."