1. "Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cozy are we"
    Comfy cozy is my brand
  2. "Later on we'll conspire as we dream by the fire"
    Conspiracies and fireplaces are two of my interests
  3. "Bobtail Nag"
    Idk I'm probably a bobtail nag
  4. "Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to sleep tonight"
    I too struggle with insomnia
  5. "I really can't stay"
    Please, I just wanna go home
  6. "I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree"
    I just want cash, thanks
  7. "Now bring us some figgy pudding"
    Figgy pudding sounds delicious
  8. "From now on your troubles will be out of sight"
    Very good at avoiding my problems
  9. "They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games"
    I'm not good at sports and board games bring out my rage too much
  10. "I have no gift to bring pa rum pum pum pum"
    I would def forget a gift but then attempt to lay down a sick beat
  11. "Once bitten and twice shy"
    I got bit by a pig once and I'm generally not good at interacting with people
  12. "Do you hear what I hear?"
    Your singing is pitchy honestly