POTENTIAL NAMES FOR MY FRENCH BULLDOG BASED ON THE MOVIES I FORCED MY FRIENDS TO WATCH AT SLEEPOVERS

Some day I will get a French Bulldog and I will name it one of these things. @calliegorman helped with a lot of these
  1. Galaxy Quest: Gorignak
  2. Mystery Men: Casanova Frankenstein
  3. Josie and the Pussycats: Du Jour
  4. Dodgeball: Patches O'Houlihan
  5. Moulin Rouge: John Leguizamo
    I just feel like he deserves to have a dog named after him
  6. Ferris Bueller: Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago
    Also I'm legitimately naming any human daughter I have Sloane
  7. Bring It On: Big Red
  8. Clue: Wadsworth OR Colonel Mustard
  9. Rat Race: Squirrel
    As in, I should have bought a squirrel
  10. Legally Blonde: Victor Garber
    Bruiser just isn't a bulldog name and Victor Garber also needs a dog named after him even though his character in that movie sucks, he's a top 10 human in life