PROS AND CONS OF PATRICK DUFFY

these are all real facts about patrick duffy
  1. PROS:
  2. Seems like he'd probably drive you to the airport
  3. Is a Buddhist and therefore chill
  4. Oakland A's pitcher Barry Zito is his nephew so you could probably go to some free games
  5. Guest starred on "Party Down"
  6. Friends with Suzanne Somers (presumably)
  7. CONS:
  8. Collects antique dolls and children's books (dolls are creepy to me tbh)
  9. His parents were tragically murdered so you can't really complain about how tough your life is to him
  10. Did a voice on "Family Guy"
  11. Happily married since 1974 so there's no chance of a hookup
  12. Lives in Oregon