PROS AND CONS OF PATRICK DUFFY
these are all real facts about patrick duffy
- •Seems like he'd probably drive you to the airport
- •Is a Buddhist and therefore chill
- •Oakland A's pitcher Barry Zito is his nephew so you could probably go to some free games
- •Guest starred on "Party Down"
- •Friends with Suzanne Somers (presumably)
- •Collects antique dolls and children's books (dolls are creepy to me tbh)
- •His parents were tragically murdered so you can't really complain about how tough your life is to him
- •Did a voice on "Family Guy"
- •Happily married since 1974 so there's no chance of a hookup
- •Lives in Oregon