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  1. Dog races
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    Rude
  2. Horse races
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    Rude
  3. Arms races
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    Rude
  4. NASCAR races
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    Gross
  5. Formula 1 races
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    Gross but also funny
  6. Foot races
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    Yawn
  7. Drag races
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    Yawn
  8. The human race
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    Overrated
  9. The Amazing Race
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    Overrated
  10. Relay races
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    Teamwork is important I guess
  11. The Space Race
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    The moon landing was a scam
  12. Wheelbarrow races
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    Hilarious
  13. Sack races
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    Hilarious
  14. Three legged races
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    Hilarious teamwork
  15. Drag Race
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    The clear winner