REAL HEADLINES IN MY FACEBOOK NEWS FEED TODAY, RANKED BY MY INTEREST IN THEM
- 1.It's Time for the Dumpling EmojiIt really fucking is
- 2.Move Over Santacon, Here Comes SantanaconYes
- 3.Zendaya's Pants Are Bigger Than YoursDoubtful but I'd like to see
- 4.Should a broke 24-year-old 'prostitute himself' for $3,000?Do what you want dude, my opinion doesn't matter, live your life, that's what I say
- 5.Putting Timothy Olyphant in a silly Santa hat only makes him more menacingI believe you and I don't need any more information
- 6.Why Canada is banning microbeadsProbably because of the environment? My best guess. Not gonna find out though.
- 7.Zayn Malik Keeps Surprising UsDoes he though?
- 8.Lo Bosworth Has Bad News for You About SrirachaK