1. Vanderpump Rules
    Canned frosting. Ugh I feel sick.
  2. Married at First Sight
    Laffy Taffy. Why am I even eating this? But I can't stop??
  3. The Bachelor franchise
    White chocolate. Not even real chocolate. Like what even is the point? And yet??? I'm into it.
  4. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
    Sour Patch Watermelons. The best candy that makes you feel the most sick.
  5. The Real Housewives of Potomac
    Gummy bears. Pretty good.
  6. The Real Housewives of New York City
    Swedish Fish. What if gummy bears were slightly better?
  7. The Great British Bake-Off
    Chocolate Croissant. Perfect. No shame in this game.
  8. Next Food Network Star
    Burrito bowl from Qdoba. Never what you want but does the job.
  9. MasterChef
    Burrito bowl from Chipotle. Might give you e.coli but damn it is so good.
  10. Top Chef
    Fancy gourmet burrito. So delicious but lowkey you think Chipotle is just as good.
  11. Project Runway
    Fruit roll ups. Not as good as you remember them being when you were younger but still a treat in moderation.
  12. America's Next Top Model
    Fun dip. You loved this when you were younger and now you're like... What happened?? But like you still eat it.