REASONS WHY MY SISTER IS BETTER THAN ME
I will never live up to her amazingness. I love you @calliegorman !
- •She makes me yummy food all the timeShes the best cook in the world
- •She lets me live on her couchAnd sometimes lets me sit in the corner of the sectional
- •She lets me sing in her showerEven though it's annoying
- •She helps me out with fashion adviceLike letting me know when my leather vest is too much
- •She also keeps my accessories in checkThank god I stopped carrying around that red backpack
- •She's always willing to eat sushi with meAnd even lets me get negi hamachi rolls
- •She unplugs her own iPad so I can charge my phoneShes always willing to sacrifice
- •She lets me drink all of her Diet CokeSometimes I hide the empty cans in her ottoman so she doesnt notice how many I drink. I dont deserve her generosity!
- •She plans all of our vacationsWith the help of Rick Steves
- •She's funnier than meShe contributed to so many of my lists! Her funniness is underrated
- •She's beautiful inside and outAnd I don't tell her enough!
- •I hope some day to reach 25% of your awesomeness sister!!