SEEMINGLY SEEKING

  1. A partner who seems like they'd ride a bike to work every day but doesn't
  2. A partner who seems like they like to go on hikes but doesn't
  3. A partner who seems like they listen to Fugazi but doesn't
  4. A partner who seems like they'd grow a beard but never does
  5. A partner who seems like they'd be a vegetarian but isn't
  6. A partner who seems like they'd love "Birdman" but doesn't
  7. A partner who seems like they'd give a Ted Talk but never does
  8. A partner who seems like they're in a band but they aren't
  9. A partner who seems like they went to Harvard but didn't
  10. A partner who seems mean but isn't
  11. Idk anyone really