SEX AND THE CITY CHARACTERS, RANKED BY RELATABILITY

  1. 1.
    Fatty
    Same
  2. 2.
    Miranda
    My cat will also eat my baby's bellybutton probably
  3. 3.
    Stanford
    Matches my attitude, my insecurities, my fashion sense. Gets it
  4. 4.
    Brady
    Spaghetti please
  5. 5.
    Harry
    Puzzled anyone would like me, I leave my tea bags around and sit my bare ass on couches, but also marries Charlotte which is not relatable to me
  6. 6.
    Steve
    Just wants to chill. Doesn't get why everyone can't just chill. But also cheats on Miranda which loses him a lot, I did not get that
  7. 7.
    Anthony
    Anthony is harsh and extreme and thirsty as hell, but his general attitude I can understand
  8. 8.
    Carrie
    Carrie is a combo of highly relatable and completely ridiculous. Like sometimes she says she's not a bitch she's just being herself but then other times she's like the dumbest?? Plus her abs are not relatable
  9. 9.
    Aidan
    Aidan is so tolerant of Carrie treating him like garbage and loves the outdoors, I can't relate
  10. 10.
    Magda
    Magda just wants Miranda and Steve to be together like all of us, but also is v harsh and takes Miranda's vibrator which is like ??? Can she live??
  11. 11.
    Samantha
    I can relate to her independence and distaste for children but her game is so far from relatable it's too much
  12. 12.
    Smith
    Smith is sweet but too hot to relate to
  13. 13.
    Robert
    Too utterly flawless to relate to
  14. 14.
    Charlotte
    Charlotte is really tough. Like I want to relate to her but ??? Her entire worldview to me is ??? She likes art I guess?
  15. 15.
    Berger
    Was always pretentious and a bit of a fuckboy. Rides a motorcycle, dumps Carrie on a Post It, sorry I don't speak douchebag
  16. 16.
    Big
    Wah wah I'm a rich old white dude with rich old white dude problems, heaven IS a bed though
  17. 17.
    The Russian
    Wah wah I'm a rich old white dude with rich old white dude problems
  18. 18.
    Richard
    Wah what I'm a rich white old dude with rich old white dude problems
  19. 19.
    Trey
    Wah wah I'm a rich white old dude with rich old white dude problems, also I lowkey wanna bang my mom