SHORT LIST OF WHAT I WANT ON MY GRAVE STONE

  1. "omg im dead"
  2. An etching of my List App profile page
  3. "They said 'Aw, Topsy,' at my autopsy."
  4. "My greatest pain in life was that I was never able to see myself perform live."
  5. "Sarah Gorman: Died without ever seeing 'The Shawshank Redemption' and was chill w/ that"
  6. "Sarah Gorman: Experienced Beyoncé's surprise album, led a full life."
  7. "Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive"
  8. "You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story (don't delete my Instagram)"
  9. "If my death was due to someone pressing a button to get free cable for life, tell them I respect their decision."
  10. "As much as we all love Bill Murray, we must not forget his problematic history with domestic violence."
    Just want to make sure I'm still a feminist killjoy after I'm dead
  11. "Miley, what's good?"