1. "omg im dead"
  2. An etching of my List App profile page
  3. "They said 'Aw, Topsy,' at my autopsy."
  4. "My greatest pain in life was that I was never able to see myself perform live."
  5. "Sarah Gorman: Died without ever seeing 'The Shawshank Redemption' and was chill w/ that"
  6. "Sarah Gorman: Experienced Beyoncé's surprise album, led a full life."
  7. "Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive"
  8. "You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story (don't delete my Instagram)"
  9. "If my death was due to someone pressing a button to get free cable for life, tell them I respect their decision."
  10. "As much as we all love Bill Murray, we must not forget his problematic history with domestic violence."
    Just want to make sure I'm still a feminist killjoy after I'm dead
  11. "Miley, what's good?"