1. Existential Conversations in the 7-11 the Parking Lot
  2. The Carpal Tunnel of Love
  3. Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over
  4. A Penny for Your Thoughts, Two Pennies For Your Thoughts of Suicide
  5. Don't Cry Over Split Personalities
  6. I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
  7. It Takes Two to Tango and Three to Ruin A Relationship
  8. Your Kiss Tastes Like A Grain of Salt
  9. I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers
  10. Uma Thurman