1. PedEggs
    Esp. the part in the ads when they say they can also grate cheese
  2. Vaping
  3. Banana slicer shaped like a banana from BB&B
    You know what the easiest thing to slice is? Bananas
  4. Automatic soap dispensers
    Barely even work, no one asked for these
  5. Uber
    Having a weird experience in a car with a rando was kind of his thing and he's a little bitter everyone else is doing it now
  6. Autotune
    Who needs autotune when you have the sweet sounds of Huey Lewis? I ask myself this too
  7. Those old-fashioned phone receivers you can plug into your iPhone to seem twee
  8. Demi Lovato's "Path to Fame"
    He already plays Kim Kardashian's Hollywood and thinks that's enough