TECHNOLOGY THAT EXISTS TODAY THAT WOULD NOT IMPRESS MARTY MCFLY

  1. PedEggs
    Esp. the part in the ads when they say they can also grate cheese
  2. Vaping
  3. Banana slicer shaped like a banana from BB&B
    You know what the easiest thing to slice is? Bananas
  4. Automatic soap dispensers
    Barely even work, no one asked for these
  5. Uber
    Having a weird experience in a car with a rando was kind of his thing and he's a little bitter everyone else is doing it now
  6. Autotune
    Who needs autotune when you have the sweet sounds of Huey Lewis? I ask myself this too
  7. Those old-fashioned phone receivers you can plug into your iPhone to seem twee
  8. Demi Lovato's "Path to Fame"
    He already plays Kim Kardashian's Hollywood and thinks that's enough