THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO)

Piggybacking on everyone pretty much. I've thought about all these answers far before I wrote this list.
  1. What's your favorite word?
    Lacquer
  2. Least favorite word?
    Kiosk
  3. What turns you on?
    Smartasses
  4. What turns you off?
    Dumbasses
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Asshole
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Thunderstorms
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    A dog crying
  8. What profession (other than your own) would you like to attempt?
    Comedy writer (already trying to attempt this kind of?). The one completely removed from any of my interests or skills would be Butcher.
  9. What profession would you not want to do?
    Secretary of Defense
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    I love your work