THE SARAH GORMAN GUIDE TO FLIRTING

  1. Go to a bar with a guy you're crushin on, full of all your friends
  2. Tell him that all your mutual friends like you better than him as a fun, flirty "bit"
  3. Be so committed to the bit that you drag him around to all your friends and ask them who they like better to prove your point
  4. (I really did this once)
  5. (I was right though)
  6. (People liked me better)