THE TWO ANSWERS I GIVE WHEN ASKED IF I'D EVER DO ANY HARD DRUGS

Both answers are great at steering the conversation to my favorite topic: ME
  1. I have absolutely zero desire to do any hard drugs, I am anxious and in my own head enough as it is!
  2. I would literally do any hard drug anyone offered to me, it's just that no one ever does and I don't know why!
  3. (The real answer: eh, seems too tiring)