THINGS I DON'T CARE ABOUT, AT ALL, WHATSOEVER

  1. Whether or not Jon Snow is alive
  2. New Facebook breakup options
  3. Whoever Meghan Trainor kissed at whatever miscellaneous music awards
  4. The Oxford dictionary word of the year being emoji
  5. Chris Hemsworth's dramatic weight loss for his new role
  6. Joe Jonas's new band DNCE
  7. Genetically modified salmon
  8. Turkey
    (the bird/food)
  9. Black Friday
    And which stores have what policies in regard to their hours on Black Friday
  10. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  11. Any opinions on any of the above