THINGS I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE PRETEND TO ENJOY BUT NO ONE ACTUALLY ENJOYS

Because none of these things are good!!!! Just bc some are historically significant doesn't mean they are enjoyable. They're not! Ur lying! 🚨 CONTROVERSIAL LIST ALERT 🚨
  1. Jazz
  2. Classical music
  3. Most other music honestly
    Especially music made by white people
  4. Godard movies
  5. Fellini movies
  6. 90% of movies made before 1980
  7. Art in museums by artists they haven't heard of
  8. Ernest Hemingway
  9. Cats
  10. The Graduate
  11. Caviar
  12. Shakespeare
    I was gonna say 90% of Shakespeare but then I remembered it's all boring
  13. The news
  14. The newspaper
  15. Lolita
  16. Martinis
  17. Olives
  18. Vodka
  19. Macarons
  20. Holidays
  21. Most of their family members
  22. Their friends' Instagram accounts
  23. The Marx Brothers
  24. Juicing
  25. Exercise
  26. Harry Potter, the character