THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MY PATRONUS

  1. Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers
  2. A burrito bowl that fell on the ground
  3. LG Mint Chocolate
  4. A loose seal with a taste for human blood
  5. Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise when he's dressed as a turtle
  6. A lost Bobby pin
  7. Cher's Twitter account
  8. The California Raisin that plays the sax
  9. Albert Brooks
  10. Toby from Degrassi just as he's hitting puberty
  11. Marilyn the Sea Cow
  12. Clumber Spaniel