THINGS THAT ARE UNACCEPTABLE TO ME UNLESS I'M THE ONE DOING THEM, THEN YOU JUST NEED TO CHILL OUT

  1. Being late
    You should be honored by my lateness
  2. Being loud
  3. Instagramming food
  4. Instagramming animals
  5. Complaining about the weather
  6. Telling people about your dreams
  7. Telling people about a celebrity you're vaguely connected to
  8. Facebook comment arguments
  9. Sharing Buzzfeed links
  10. Fidgeting all the time
  11. Talking during TV and movies
    Just kidding, if you also like doing this please be my friend, all of mine hate me