THINGS THAT HAPPENED TODAY THAT MADE ME SAY, "EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

  1. I left for work and realized the thigh of my jeans was ripped
    Excuse me, do you know who I am?
  2. I tried to order deep dish for our office lunch meeting but the pizza place didn't open til 4
    Excuse me, do you know who I am?
  3. I went to my hair appointment and they didn't have my appointment in the system despite the email exchange I showed them booking the appointment and they couldn't fit me in til next week
    EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
  4. I went to buy ice cream to numb the pain of my lost haircut but they were out of the flavor I wanted in pints and couldn't put scoops of the flavor for individual servings into a pint container for me because of "food safety issues"
    Excuse me, do you know who I am?
  5. I ripped the other thigh of my jeans
    Excuse me, do you know who I am?
  6. I went to pick up pizza for dinner, as I was deprived of lunch pizza, and the person in line of front of me took the last two slices of cheese so I had to wait for a whole new pizza to be made
    Excuse me, do you know who I am?
  7. I bought a cupcake because I deserved it after this horrible ordeal and immediately dropped it on the ground and the people at the store didn't even offer to replace it
    Excuse me, do you know who I am?
  8. Another day went by where I wasn't discovered by Hollywood
    EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?