THINGS THAT HAPPENED TODAY THAT MADE ME SAY, "EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
- •I left for work and realized the thigh of my jeans was rippedExcuse me, do you know who I am?
- •I tried to order deep dish for our office lunch meeting but the pizza place didn't open til 4Excuse me, do you know who I am?
- •I went to my hair appointment and they didn't have my appointment in the system despite the email exchange I showed them booking the appointment and they couldn't fit me in til next weekEXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
- •I went to buy ice cream to numb the pain of my lost haircut but they were out of the flavor I wanted in pints and couldn't put scoops of the flavor for individual servings into a pint container for me because of "food safety issues"Excuse me, do you know who I am?
- •I ripped the other thigh of my jeansExcuse me, do you know who I am?
- •I went to pick up pizza for dinner, as I was deprived of lunch pizza, and the person in line of front of me took the last two slices of cheese so I had to wait for a whole new pizza to be madeExcuse me, do you know who I am?
- •I bought a cupcake because I deserved it after this horrible ordeal and immediately dropped it on the ground and the people at the store didn't even offer to replace itExcuse me, do you know who I am?
- •Another day went by where I wasn't discovered by HollywoodEXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?