THIS WEEK'S TABLOID HEADLINES, RANKED BY HOW MUCH THEY RELATE TO S CLUB 7

  1. 11.
    The least S Club. S Club is about good vibes and good tunes, not jealousy and nastiness.
  2. 10.
    Who?
  3. 9.
    ???
  4. 8.
    Miracle baby at age 47. Almost as miraculous as traveling back to the 50's through the Bermuda Triangle, but not super related.
  5. 7.
    Neither will any of the members of S Club 7 because they were born in England. Somewhat related.
  6. 6.
    Yeah okay S Club 7 spent a lot of time on the beach this isn't too far.
  7. 5.
    Jon, Bradley, and Paul are good boys not bad boys! But there's some Britain here. Woo!
  8. 4.
    Romantic nights in London! Semi related! Leo is awful in bed.
  9. 3.
    Spicy, cheesy, crunchy. Just another episode of S Club 7 in Miami
  10. 2.
    Are the four women of S Club 7 the original Sister Wives??? I'm asking the real questions
  11. 1.
    Nice! Wasn't she in S Club 7?
    Tell me that Rachel from S Club 7 isn't Kate Middleton. Have you ever seen them in the same room together?