THOROUGHLY MODERN THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE
An updated version for the modern era
- •Moves to NYC to work for BuzzFeed and marry Jonah Perretti
- •Rents an apartment in SoHo with Gigi Hadid who's just trying to be a normal person
- •Their landlord tries to sell them into being camgirls
- •Ends up falling in love with a writer who turns out to be Taylor Swift's brother
- •Taylor Swift is Muzzy and sings "Welcome to New York"
- •The end