In no particular order
  1. His crush on Kat Dennings
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    They went on one pseudo date but she decided to date Josh Groban instead because she's stealing my identity
  2. His crush on Aubrey Plaza
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  3. (Cont'd)
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  4. Degrassi
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    A staple of my lonely freshman year of college existence
  5. Turtlenecks
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    A staple of my look
  6. This entire sequence
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  7. Honorable mentions:
    What's My Name? ft. Rihanna, getting in fights with Chris Brown, the SNL sketch he was in where he was named Mr. Gorman and @aidybryant wanted to bone him