TOP 5 FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT DRAKE

In no particular order
  1. His crush on Kat Dennings
    They went on one pseudo date but she decided to date Josh Groban instead because she's stealing my identity
  2. His crush on Aubrey Plaza
  3. (Cont'd)
  4. Degrassi
    A staple of my lonely freshman year of college existence
  5. Turtlenecks
    A staple of my look
  6. This entire sequence
  7. Honorable mentions:
    What's My Name? ft. Rihanna, getting in fights with Chris Brown, the SNL sketch he was in where he was named Mr. Gorman and @aidybryant wanted to bone him