TRAVESTIES I SAW AT MICHAEL'S AND ONE GIFT TO HUMANITY

I love Michael's but sometimes they need to be stopped
  1. Comic Sans with a touch of Papyrus
  2. Crazy Cat Lady sign
  3. Whatever is happening here
  4. Minions Gingerbread House Kit
    Is anything safe?
  5. Beanie Babies that are now giant and have sparkly eyes
  6. 8.5x10in box of Nerds
    Only other candy in a box this big was Hot Tamales?!
  7. "My Dog is a Democrat"
  8. Okay now here's the gift:
    Tote bag covered in penguins that says "CHILL OUT!"