UR FAVE IS PROBLEMATIC: EATING HOT DOGS EDITION
Even these beloved celebrities have eaten the toxic waste that is hot dogs, for shame! Just when you thought they were good role models.
- •Betty WhiteYou'd certainly have to be "off your rocker" to eat something so appalling!
- •Justin BieberIt really seemed like he was getting his image back on track!
- •Beyoncé & Jay ZEven the Illuminati can't save you from cancer caused by hot dogs!
- •George ClooneyJust when we thought there was a celebrity who cared about the issues!
- •Lady GagaAt least when she was wearing the meat she wasn't eating it!
- •Drew BarrymoreReally thought she had overcome her substance abuse problems, so sad!
- •Nicole RichieI bet she'll wish her life was simple when she dies from eating this hot dog!
- •Taylor SwiftShe knew that hot dog was trouble when she walked in... And she ate it anyway!
- •Giada De LaurentisThe new Paula Deen, time to pull her endorsements!
- •SnookiShe got punched in the face but that hot dog will punch her in the intestines!
- •Maria MenounosThis just in... Hot dogs will kill you!
- •Jessica AlbaShe's married to Cash but her decision to eat that hot dog was rash!
- •Vince VaughnMuch like True Detective season 2, finding out that Vince Vaughn eats hot dogs is very disappointing!
- •Kim KardashianI'm sure putting this hot dog in her body seemed like a good idea at the time... But much like Ray J, it's going to betray her! Time to shame her forever for it!
- •Martha StewartShe should go to jail again for this!! Look at the size of that death trap! Hey Bush, we found the WMDs!
- •President ObamaLook at Michelle's face, she's like HELLO have you been listening to a word I said your entire presidency? Impeach Obama now!
- •I hate to be a Debbie Downer but it turns out that many of the celebrities we love are vicious, evil, hot dog eaters!!! Time to write a smearing think piece!