VANITY FAIR HOLLYWOOD COVERS, RANKED BY HOW MUCH THEY NEED STEVE BUSCEMI

Every year we wait for America's Sweetheart to shine and every year we get burned
  1. 1.
    1996
    1996 is baffling. Where's Steve Buscemi? Tim Roth is there. Michael Rappaport and David Arquette are in the inside fold. But no Buscemi??? "Fargo" came out this year. What's a Buscemi gotta do???
  2. 2.
    2006
    A mystery actress famously dropped out of this last minute for not wanting to pose nude. And they replaced her with NO ONE instead of calling Steve Buscemi. Ridiculous.
  3. 3.
    2007
    There's ample room for more people here! Buscemi would fit in great with these guys! What's the deal???
  4. 4.
    2001
    This is called "Legends of Hollywood," and yet Gwyneth Paltrow is there over Steve Buscemi... ?? This is the year Steve Buscemi volunteered as a firefighter on 9/11, but he's not a "Legend of Hollywood."
  5. 5.
    1999
    Wow you must be so glad you decided to include Hollywood legend Leelee Sobieski instead of Buscemi, 1999 editors. Buscemi doesn't even get a phone call?
  6. 6.
    2003
    Buscemi fits right into this. Like where is he???
  7. 7.
    1997
    I don't even know who the brunette on the far right is. Needs Buscemi.
  8. 8.
    2014
    Imagine: Buscemi right where Julia Roberts is sitting. Would anything be more beautiful?
  9. 9.
    2004
    All these people were already on the cover in the directly previous years... Like seriously???
  10. 10.
    2005
    All the same, non-Buscemi people again.
  11. 11.
    2009
    Abby Cornish is in the center cover space of this group, and yet Steve Buscemi wasn't invited??
  12. 12.
    2013
    Emma Stone in bed with Steve Buscemi is what dreams are made of!!!!
  13. 13.
    2012
    I love J.Law as much as the next person but she was just on the cover the previous year and I think would agree that Buscemi deserves her spot.
  14. 14.
    2016
    You know who probably has a better attitude about #OscarsSoWhite than Charlotte Rampling? Steve Buscemi.
  15. 15.
    2015
    There's ample room behind Amy Adams' behind for Busemi to just peek his head out. Please.
  16. 16.
    2000
    Chris Klein? Really? This is a young bunch but still needs Buscemi.
  17. 17.
    1998
    In dire need of Buscemi.
  18. 18.
    1995
    1995 could definitely use Steve Buscemi.
  19. 19.
    2011
    Ryan Reynolds and James Franco could easily go, but look at Anthony Mackie. That pleases me at least. But it still needs Buscemi.
  20. 20.
    2002
    Buscemi could easily replace Kate Beckinsale but I'm okay with this group because Brittany Murphy is there.
  21. 21.
    2008
    These color scheme would look great on Buscemi, but this is alright.