WE DIDN'T DESERVE T-PAIN AND THAT'S WHY HE HASN'T SMASHED IN SO LONG

T-Pain is too good for this world, too pure. With every song he taught us something:
  1. "I'm in Luv (Wit a Stripper)"
    T-Pain taught us that strippers are human beings deserving of love. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JewKH5ugU6s
  2. "Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin')"
    Encourages nice conversation between mutually interested parties ("Talk to me, I'll talk back"). https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBrRBZy8OTs
  3. "Bartender"
    Yet another working woman he taught us how to love. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2wjJlP2N4
  4. "Booty Wurk (One Cheek at a Time)"
    Taught us how to love and care for our bums. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-VnjtQhKc0
  5. "5 O'Clock"
    Taught us what times are and aren't appropriate to be awake. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=noLrCDzAp5M
  6. Not even to mention his remixes and featured verses:
  7. "Low" by Flo Rida
    Taught us what brand of jeans to wear. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6Q_uaJF4k
  8. "Good Life" by Kanye West
    Taught us how to live good lives! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FEKEjpTzB0Q
  9. "I'm On a Boat" by The Lonely Island
  10. "Body Language" by Jesse McCartney
    Taught us that language barriers don't mean anything when it comes to love! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KiDtvTEHHwU
  11. "Cyclone" by Baby Bash
    Taught us that Baby Bash still exists! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y-1575pG-kc
  12. This version of "Royals" by Lorde
    Taught us that Lorde's song is kind of ignorant? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QdwRqPqTGNg
  13. And a song called "What's Yo MySpace?"
    Taught us to ask the important questions!!!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4g319rK1GMw
  14. T-Pain gave us everything and we gave him nothing and now we lost our privileges.
    Thanks guys.