WHAT I'D OFFER IN THE SARAHGORMAN MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION BOX

Inspired by @roaringsoftly
  1. A long, ranty, handwritten letter about how much I hate and don't understand subscription boxes and how they are a sign that we are broken as a country just like adult coloring books and Minion memes and it would be covered in my blood, sweat, and tears
  2. A juice box