WHAT'S THE DEAL?!
This is my Jerry Seinfeld comedy bit ~observational~ ~fresh~ ~relevant~
- •Throw pillowsYou don't throw them! And why are they even there? Does anyone like sitting on a couch full of throw pillows? They should be called "throw them in the trash" pillows! What's the deal?!
- •Cold FeetWhen you want to leave someone at the alter, why is it called Cold Feet? Shouldn't it be hot feet because you're ready to run away from that sucker?? Plus, aren't the extremities always cold? Heck, my feet are cold right now, doesn't mean I'm gonna leave my wife! What's the deal?!
- •Custom MousepadsWho wants a mouse running all over a picture of their dog? It's probably pooping on your dog! What's the deal?!
- •Dave, the caretaker of Alvin and the ChipmunksWhy is this young seemingly normal guy treating his pet chipmunks like children? Why does he have pet chipmunks in the first place? The whole situation is very peculiar. What if he entertains a woman visitor? Oh don't mind them, those chipmunks are my sons. What's the deal?!
- •QuinoaIs it a vegetable? Is it rice? What's the deal?!
- •PlutoIt was a planet then it wasn't and now it's a planet again? What's the deal?!
- •Butternut squashThere's no butter or nuts in it! What's the deal?!
- •StarbucksThey're everywhere! What's the deal?!
- •Miley CyrusShe's everywhere! What's the deal?!
- •PantsWho decided each leg needs its own compartment? What's the deal?!
- •The Nuclear Deal with IranNo really, what is the deal?