WHICH ORIGINAL AMERICAN GIRL DOLL IS EACH OF THE REMAINING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES??

political humor, get into it
  1. Bernie Sanders is Molly
    Literally in every way, like this is just a picture of Bernie Sanders. Bernie was probably born the same year as Molly. The Glass-Steagall Act is probably something nerdy Molly was super into
  2. Hillary Clinton is Samantha
    She's rich and in charge but that doesn't mean she can't be best friends with Nellie, the servant girl! Guys she can hang!
  3. John Kasich is Kirsten
    Oh yeah Kirsten, I forgot about her! Midwestern and unassuming
  4. Donald Trump is Felicity
    Red hair, into colonial ideals, probably also hates black people
  5. Ted Cruz is Josefina
    I guess? I'm really sorry, Josefina. But Ted Cruz is also a child of Spanish-speaking immigrants?? Josefina deserves better honestly but what can you do, there aren't any lizard person American girl dolls