WHICH ORIGINAL AMERICAN GIRL DOLL IS EACH OF THE REMAINING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES??
political humor, get into it
- •Bernie Sanders is MollyLiterally in every way, like this is just a picture of Bernie Sanders. Bernie was probably born the same year as Molly. The Glass-Steagall Act is probably something nerdy Molly was super into
- •Hillary Clinton is SamanthaShe's rich and in charge but that doesn't mean she can't be best friends with Nellie, the servant girl! Guys she can hang!
- •John Kasich is KirstenOh yeah Kirsten, I forgot about her! Midwestern and unassuming
- •Donald Trump is FelicityRed hair, into colonial ideals, probably also hates black people
- •Ted Cruz is JosefinaI guess? I'm really sorry, Josefina. But Ted Cruz is also a child of Spanish-speaking immigrants?? Josefina deserves better honestly but what can you do, there aren't any lizard person American girl dolls