WHY DOESN'T ANYONE ASK ME ABOUT ONE DIRECTION? I HAVE AN OPINION!!!!

I saw This Is Us in theaters and cried, now I own it on DVD
  1. Harry is the only one worth any of our time
  2. Zayn is dead to me and wasn't that great to begin with
  3. Liam is fine if you like that kind of thing (boring dudes)
  4. The other two are like... Who?
  5. Harry Styles for life