WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT... ??

Topics I need to discuss
  1. The Olsens are fraternal twins and therefore it's as likely that siblings years apart would look that much alike. How weird is that?! No one talks about this!
  2. Barbara Streisand and Elliott Gould used to be married. That's amazing! Let's talk about it!
  3. A lot of people I knew in high school and college now post tons of pictures of them doing bodybuilding competitions... Is this a national phenomenon? What's going on?
  4. Ringo Starr is in Sketchers commercials now. Is he okay? Has anyone checked in on him lately? Can't Paul hook him up with Rihanna and Kanye too? Or at least like Lil Jon or something? He needs us I feel.
  5. Ashanti recently attended Heidi Klum's Halloween party dressed as a smurf... Is she okay? She might need us too.
  6. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake named their baby Silas... How do we feel about this? I need to talk it out!
  7. Soft serve is so much better than frozen yogurt and yet I can't stop hearing about FroYo... Where is the soft serve craze? Can we appreciate soft serve please?
  8. Catnip is drugs for your cat. I used to think it was another name for cat food, but no it's people actively drugging their pets to get them to chill. Why don't we talk about this?
  9. Daylight savings time ended, we gained an hour of sleep! This deserves far more attention than Halloween. Wake up people!!! (an hour later though)