YOUR PET PEEVES THAT ARE JUST ME, DOING MY BEST

I'm every single pet peeve
  1. Slow walking
    I'm doing my best
  2. Smacking gum
    I'm doing my best
  3. Loud breathing
    I'm doing my best
  4. Interrupting people
    I'm doing my best
  5. Chewing with my mouth open
    I'm doing my best
  6. Shaking my leg under the table
    I'm doing my best
  7. Talking during movies and TV
    I'm doing my best
  8. Reading your text but forgetting to reply
    I'm doing my best
  9. Uncontrollable voice volume in public spaces
    I'm doing my best
  10. Mumbling
    I'm doing my best
  11. Standing on escalators
    I'm doing my best
  12. Taking the elevator up one floor
    I'm doing my best
  13. Typos
    I'm doing my best
  14. Smelling bad
    I'm doing my best
  15. Bad hearing
    I'm doing my best
  16. Texting while we're hanging out
    I'm doing my best
  17. Constant selfies
    I'm doing my best
  18. Greasy hair
    I'm doing my best
  19. Dirty nails
    I'm doing my best
  20. Leggings as pants
    I'm doing my best
  21. Borrowing your stuff without asking
    I'm doing my best
  22. Breaking your stuff when I borrow it
    I'm doing my best
  23. Lying about borrowing your stuff after I break it
    I'm doing my best
  24. Telling you why everyone is problematic
    I'm just doing my best
  25. Anyway, get over it