List of Foods I Cannot Eat

A wild look into my stomach
  1. Hot dogs and hamburgers
    Yeah, this is devastating.
  2. Chicken McNuggets
    Again, devastating.
  3. Dairy
    I can still eat mac and cheese but only if it's Kraft. This isn't as bad as I thought it would be
  4. Tomato-based foods
    Fuck you, all Italian food. Pizza's tight, tho
  5. Warm food in general
    Rule of thumb? I only eat cold or room temp foods
  6. Fruits
    Whatever, bye.
  7. Anything excessively creamy, greasy, or heavy.
  8. 🔥 SPICY FOOD
    FOH!!! Not with this heartburn!
  9. Bloody Mary's, aaaand most mixed drinks actually
    Only if it's liquor + tonic/soda, otherwise? I'm throwing up.
  10. Bud Light
    Maybe this is because I spent four years living in St Louis but this beer can go fuck itself.
  11. SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOTS
    EVERYBODY...else but me
  12. Breads
    Even tortillas, bro. Even tortillas!!
  13. Any and all the ingredients in a French onion soup
    😥
  14. Coffee
  15. ????
    WHO KNOWS?! Who the FUCK knows anymore?? Everything I eat is touch and go and we'll just see if it stays down? Idk this is hell. I've lost weight but at what cost?!