1. arrive at airport
  2. get in security line
  3. regret picking slower line
  4. decide it would definitely be faster to switch lines
  5. stick with original line
  6. slowly get through security
  7. find gate
  8. leave gate to get food
  9. wait in food line
  10. get to front of line and realize I'm not hungry
  11. buy a water
  12. go back to gate
  13. wait for hours because I'm always way too early
  14. get on plane and realize I'm super hungry