BEING REALLY SICK WHILE STAYING IN A HOTEL IS

  1. Nice because if you pick up the phone and plead for soup someone will bring it to you
  2. Awful because lying around your room on a beautiful day in a cool city is basically torture
  3. Fun because you when you make miserable moaning noises people assume you're a ghost
  4. Frustrating because you feel like you shouldn't touch the elevator buttons
  5. Awkward because people think you're bizarrely hungover or on meth
  6. Boring
  7. Creepy because the other daytime hotel people are furtive and frowny (or maybe they're sick too)
  8. Disappointing because none of the staff have thermometers