EVERYTHING I COULD DO TO AVOID THIS PAPER
Because it's due this Thursday and I haven't started it yet, but I have plenty of time, right?
- •Change the cat litter
- •Broad City marathon while I update my resume.
- •Nap this hangover away.
- •Pray someone wants to FaceTime even though I would do the responsible thing and "focus on my paper."
- •Write about totally unrelated things.
- •Read Patti Smith
- •Get my eyebrows on point.
- •Study French.
- •Thinking about writing really really hard till the paper materializes.
- •Sign up for The List App.