10 INALIENABLE RIGHTS OF THE READER

by Daniel Pennack. I love this list. I am especially about #4 and #6.
  1. The right to read
  2. The right to skip
  3. The right not to finish a book
  4. The right to re-read
  5. The right to read anythinh
  6. The right to 'Bovary-ism,' a textually transmitted disease
    Bovary-ism: the right to mistake a book for real life
  7. The right to read anywhere
  8. The right to dip in
    I've also seen this translated as 'the right to sample and steal'
  9. The right to read out loud
  10. The right to be silent