LISTS I MIGHT BE GOOD AT MAKING IF YOU REQUEST ONE

  1. All the things I said in my mind today but couldn't say in front of my kids
  2. All the cookbooks I added to my wish list on Amazon
  3. All the Christian rap songs I still know the lyrics to from my youth group dayz
  4. Epic band names
  5. Weirdest/most annoying PR pitches in my inboxes
  6. Creepiest hot dishes in my Grandma's recipe file
  7. Favorite passages from Lord of the Rings
  8. Favorite Murray quotes from Flight of the Conchords
  9. My favorite Nigel Slater quotes
  10. Favorite Pablo Neruda Odes
  11. Crabby guys I have a crush on
  12. Book characters I have a crush on
  13. List of all the jobs I've had