MY 5 YEAR OLD SON'S TREE FORT ESSENTIALS LIST

Grandpa is building a tree fort. Here is River's wish list.
  1. Go Karts for a quick getaway
  2. Secret door to kick open
  3. Karate skills
  4. Guard robots with cool karate moves
  5. NO ANTS
  6. Tomato guns
  7. Drawbridge comes up fast if girls come by
  8. Comfy chairs to be lazy in
  9. Crystal weapons
  10. Underground gym for karate practice
  11. Soft floors for somersaulting
  12. Boomerangs!
  13. Glass lasers
  14. Wood pillows
  15. Upper deck for star watching
  16. Moat around fort that shoots up hot lava