THINGS GUYS HAVE SAID TO GET IN MY PANTS
Only 6 of these actually worked. But, it's hilarious the things guys would say to get laid. Sorry if I'm a prude now.
- •I love you from the moon and backYeah...
- •I want something more than just sexNOPE
- •I always knew you were something specialDie, but yes
- •Why resist something that's naturalWeirdly yes
- •If it's going to happen inevitably, why not tonight?This was an LOL NO in person
- •You were always beautiful to meSadly, yes
- •Can I have a kiss?Yes
- •So do you want to have a good time?No
- •You and I would make something beautifulNo
- •Sing "Loving You Easy" by Zac Brown BandThis sadly worked
- •Do you want to fuck?Not to most creative approach, deserved an instant no.
- •One day, I am going to marry you.No
- •I could fall in love with that assNo
- •We both want it.I didn't
- •Do you want to?Like, how was that supposed to get me in the mood?